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woodland creatures

a field mouse, two slugs
and a rat came to visit
so long mouse and slugs

rat has decided
to camp behind the oven
he thinks he’s so smart

but soon, rat, very
soon you will be food for that
snake that lives with matt

just wait until you
slip up and enter the trap
now-ish would be nice

you see i have a
hard time sleeping while you camp
oooooooo heebie jeebies